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my 5-year old was riveted — RIVETED — to the original 3 — he sat through each of the three of them (separate days - we didn’t do a marathon) without once wanting to get up or go play. We got to Episode 1, and within 15 minutes he was off the couch, and not to go play with his lightsaber...he wanted to go upstairs to

You guys aren’t expecting some life altering experience, right? Just a really good game delivered within a reasonable time-frame? Or are you guys expecting the greatest thing since sliced bread?

Wash em off first.

Finally someone to take on the Nazis left up there and finish the job from WWII!

“I can do this..”

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

Be “empowered”! Take this one day and make it special, by watching something you want to watch, instead of watching sports that your man put on! Like you do every other day! Probably! Empowered! You have literally never seen anything other than what other people have chosen for you! Your enfeebled female arms are too

Not to mention that romcom isn’t the go to for every single woman on the planet. I can’t stand most romcoms. I do, however, love good scifi, superheroes and war movies. Those are my go tos.

Taking this opportunity to reestablish that I 100% would smash.

That’s because it’s like a fucking amazing movie. Literally a rock would love it, and rocks can’t see or hear.

Hey I am a straight guy and Silver Linings Playbook is like my favorite movie

Jesus. The 15th is my birthday, so can I suggest all-day drinking instead? I’m sure I can make a by the hour drink guide.

I’m fairly certain Luke was drunk at the wheel. I don’t know how I’d rank the full list, but my top three is easily:

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.

I just got into an argument on another website with a dick-head who was an Anti-vaxxer over this particular case. I called him a murderer. He asked me “Well... who would you charge in the murder of a child killed by vaccines?” I told him: The parent - because its the parent’s job to make sure their child doesn’t have

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

It only takes one. I had similar thoughts from time to time. Hang in there.

Where did I mention date rape? All I was saying is that mainstream society tells men that they have to be the initiators, or else. Which, if you want my editorial opinion, is kinda fucked up.

I get that and am sympathetic to that because I am a man and society tells me the same thing, however, there are literally billions (on second thought at least hundreds of millions) of men who are doing just fine, including me, without having to sexually harass their coworkers

Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?