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Do you know how RT works, haha?

I mean...this sounds like a very strong argument for Rotten Tomatoes’ approach over Metacritic’s, haha.

And yeah - Dev clearly isn’t some victim, here.

...I really didn’t need all that.

Or, better yet, we could use the metric on the RT website that actually does purport to measure a film’s quality:

At the same time...RT has never pretended that the Tomato Meter is some absolute barometer of quality.

Honestly feel like the next Dev-focused season is going to come when Aziz has been married a few years, and feels comfortable writing from a place of experience about settling down.

I don’t plan to ever watch those episodes again, haha - but I do think they’re well-done!

Honestly, I’m not sure how much of it was her “being conflicted over her attraction to Dev.”

Give me a Brian season before an Arnold one!

Eh. I’ve been in that spot, and it’s not actually *fun*.

“Smart, ruthless, hates super-soldiers.”

They gave Ansari a Netflix special after the accusations...and Dev appears in the trailer.

Eh - it looks like Dev will at least pop up in a supporting role.

Yep - Walker works best as a man who desperately wants to be Steve Rogers...but is only ever one bad day away from being Frank Castle.

I’m not sure how much of it is supposed to be PTSD, as opposed to the consequences of picking the perfect soldier, rather than a good man, for the role.

I mean...he entered that situation fully intending to beat a teenaged girl to death out of revenge.

That’s the bill of goods he’s being sold, haha!

I’m so confused that people think Walker getting hired by Val is some sort of redemption for him.

Exactly - Walker was fully intending to beat a teenage girl to death for revenge.