I generally try and just drink a lot of water because kidney stones.

When I was very young I remember being traumatized for a while by The Neverending Story.The whole concept of "the nothing" is pretty damn heavy for a little kid. Plus the Sphinx gate scared the shit out of me:

For some reason, this POS:

Time Bandits.

More importantly, Firefly is on sale!
Amiright? Right?

No Mattel Major Matt Mason Lunar Base playset for more continuing fail:

That's easy enough to understand, though. First, there's the fact that he can do something useful that we can't do: obviously evil. Second, there's typical human xenophobia (c.f. X-Men, everything). Third, HE'S A FUCKING PEE-DRINKING MANFISH! They are correct to persecute him.

Why do so many people in the post-apocalypse dress like BDSM fetishists?

Flavor of the day. In the next decade, the overblown news will be some secret project named Skynet. Pfffft.

Is that stuff edible? Because if it is...bonus points!

CRAZIEST PITCH FOR A PIXAR MOVIE. GO!

Considering the amount of time it takes to credit PayPal transactions and the fees charged, I thought they were already doing business from the other side of the Solar System...

If you show me that photo, then I would've answered, "None. Moses built the ark for him and other humans to escape from the animals, especially the stinkin' paws of those damn dirty apes."

Manna from heaven is PEOPLE! PEEEEEEOPLE!

No, this is what sets Giz apart from the dry, spec-sheet regurgitating sites. Any site can spew back the propaganda from the manufacturers, but, Giza keeps it entertaining and fun and literally takes it on the nose for us to test the limits of products.

Wrong.

Sweet. So instead of a $20 pair of earphones, you get surgery to implant a foriegn object in your body, wear a coil around your neck, and get subpar sound quality. Where do I sign up?

So true about Lori Petty, which is all the sadder because Tank Girl was actually kind of awesome. A little too cutsey-punk, rather than crusty punk like the comics, but still a solid, fun flick.

I find it interesting that I Am Legend made the runners-up list, with no mention of the original Charlton Heston version, Omega Man.

I like the name Sound Track. They can also create variants, like Soul Train, Loco Motion,