One must have a fingerprint on file, in Cali where I live, to drive one’s child on school field trips. Uber/Lyft are full of shit saying it is an undue burden on drivers. What is an undue burden on drivers, is the lack of benies, no pay while waiting, no tip in app (Uber), high phone, gas, oil, tire charges (some…

There truly is a gif for any occasion.

This is what happens when you herd people into a stadium like kettle.

You’ll Never Pop Alone

Whitecap privilege.

Working their way up to emergency road flares and bags of urine.

We are talking about Canada, afterall.

David Ross gets doused by teammates after catching Jake Arrieta’s no-hitter. It’s the first no-no for Ross, playing his 15th and final MLB season. (AP Photo/John Minchillo.)

Still 15 more games against them this year...

#CubsDongsMatter

“I was there for this!!!!”

Not one word about all the dingers the Cubs socked tonight?

Is this shitting on the O’s or praising the AL East because his other no hitter was against the most expensive ball club in history?

Oh, if it were only the Cardinals that got no-hit...

Cards against humanity?

To be fair, he got that tattoo back when Mark McGwire was with the team and white power was still cool.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

the best part is David Ross—the dad-est of cubs—rocking the fuck out while dexter fowler looks on awkwardly.

Cubs fans are going to start hating Joe Maddon if they don’t win the WS this year.