“I propose we build a Green Monster, AROUND AMERICA!!”
*Crowd erupts*
*Trump sheds single tear*

It’s almost as if a team from Canada isn’t mashing baseballs and destroying everyone right now. Almost.

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

Geez, enough about Ed Hochuli already.

Steve Smith’s brain is so full of angry thoughts that when CTE tried to move in, it took one look around and said, “forget it.”

Donald Trump and Steve Smith — Let’s Make the NFL Great, Again!

“Is Steve Smith’s Trash-Talking Game Elite?”

If you think that’s bad, you should hear what he said about his own secondary.

Just love how Screamer’s talking about everything that’s not Saturday’s London derby.

Love this pic of Tracy with his wife and little girl.

Diego Costa would play the role of leg breaker and the guy who’s leg got broken would get red-carded.

Let me know when this happens to Diego Costa.

Welcome back, Mr. Morgan. Your craziness has been missed.

Rodgers also credits Gatorade for an adequate job of thirst quenching.

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

Sanders/Rodgers 2016

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”