This is something you don't see every day.

He now only needs 1 more win to be equal to the number of wins Samardzija had with the Cubs this season.

Meanwhile, Eli is still in "time-out" for not eating his vegetables.

Shit, I'd dance too if someone made a song about my forehead.

Oh you wanna know how I qualify as the host? Google "Three time DeGrassi WC Ball scoring leader" fool. Now you know. -Drake

I heard that he was a decent high school player before a tragic school shooting

McKnight: Sings "back at one"

I hope I can download it on iTunes tomorrow.

What's awkward was that Donald Sterling really only loved half of Drake (the white jewish side)

that's your white guilt.

Manuel Neuer: "If he dies, he dies."

Shot to the head,

The Cubs should just start trading guys for Wins.

In my experience, White Sox fans named Tiffany know a thing or two about sucking dick, so you're probably right.

As a Raider fan I fully endorse this comment.

"Epstein, you magnificent basTARD I READ YOUR BOOK!!!"

Might want to check the actual standings, buddy

.616 > .586

I didn't know the Brewers made a trade