Fair enough, though I think a lot of the backlash against people who don't like soccer is provoked by those same people denigrating soccer, either because they don't like it or as some kind of personal cultural statement.

I think the biggest problem is when dismissing soccer 100%, you (or others) probably haven't had someone show/teach you all of the good things about it that you may be missing out on. That extra knowledge just may make you change your mind. So, in conclusion, don't be closed-minded about a sport that millions upon…

So woulda the Ricketts.

So you hit and then dance, not dance and then hit. I guess I just don't get baseball.

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

Leave his sex life out of this.

Right, because knees are totally designed to bend this way! Yeah, he's faking.

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You're fucking awful... +1

shut it down. he wins.

Note: if anyone has any The Big Lebowski comments to make, please go cram it. The movie's been out for like 15 years. We've seen it. Carry on.

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More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Once McIlroy learned the rules of tennis, he realized that Wozniacki and her have two completely different versions of love.

Classic rookie mistake by McIlroy. He should've broke up with her over voicemail, given how unlikely it'd be for Wozniacki to manage to return his call.

Tell Mike thanks for contributing, I am currently a student pilot, I absolutely love flying and planes and always have. This is great insight to my future.