Anyone who's watched David Moyes manage knows that his goal wasn't to win, but to avoid going down.

Moyes thought the other man was acting superior when he asked Moyes to join him for a fifth.

Rumor has it that Moyes and another Glazer reject, Greg Schiano, have been discussing various meanings of the word "sacked."

"Where the fuck is Fellaini when you really need him? No where to be found...as usual."

This is clearly a wind-up. Moyes is in no way capable of beating anyone.

Obligatory "Most fight he put up all season" comment

Witnesses claim the bout was a draw, after the ex-manager let his guard down and allowed a few shots in at the end.

Yes, (mostly) all caps makes your case much better.

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

where he would Thrive.

Chargers should return the favor and send him on a Keiser Permanente vacation.

A shit EPL club?

Or you could support an average mid-table club like ohsay("Ohhh, so its about a Spanish guy") man united