“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

You think Torts is pissed, how about Jack Johnson’s parents who now have to buy 4 houses in Pittsburgh!

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

His helmet needs more padding, less Cushing.

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure those pants are an offering from the Bartolo Colon Summer Collection.

Descalso catch was crazy all things considered.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

*sad trumbone music*

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Gotta be Aaron Hernandez.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Isn’t that Columbus?

It’s the look on her face right at the beginning that just makes it. I don’t know what that expression is saying, but I know that we have all felt that feeling at one point in time or another.

This took me entirely too long to make.