Agreed.

Are you suggesting that umpires should be suspended for mistakes and games be replayed after a mistake is discovered? Or are you saying suspensions for malicious play that wasn’t called as such during the game is wrong? I’m confused at what you’re saying here.

It was never a slide.

I was looking forward to Utley taking a 97-mph fastball from Hansel Robles to the head.

Das Sad.

How about some executive jail time?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Untruth in Engineering

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

And that’s why the Bengals are the rare sports team that never wins anything and is still incredibly disliked.

“LOL!”

And even if the bunt succeeds.....THEY FUCKING WALK HARPER BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT MORONS. Probably intentionally, but at least pitch around him with as much if not more caution than they did.

a smorgasbord of goblins, witches, and Lovecraftian horrors offering apothecaric concoctions and libations from open containers

Tom Sawyer?

Donald Trump?

From last year’s Raiders WYTS: “As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled “Raiders suck!” at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this…

Trump is weird looking bloke. He looks like a sex offender. Perhaps that's why he only marries imbeciles and mail-order Eastern Europeans. They don't talk about his rape dungeon.

@Isetta: Why would a fascist hate on the capitalists?