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Give this man the codes to our nuke’s

You may have a point...

Bye, Phyllis.

I have no words, so I will allow Samantha Bee, Patron Saint of Angry Women, do the speaking for me:

So fuck the NY Post. Also, you know that if the situation were reversed (political dude catches wife sexting with child in full view in the pics), the media would be all, “POOR, POOR DUDE! HIS WIFE IS SUCH A SLUT TAKE THE KID AWAY FROM HER!” The double standard is insane. His issues until now had nothing to do with

Reporter: are your products safe?

I’d have more respect for her if she just admitted that they shipped some bad batches or had to reformulate. I bought some of their sunscreen last year. It was crap. I’ve been wearing mineral sunscreen for 25 years or so, and I’m an inorganic chemist. The oils had completely separated from the sunscreen in the package

She’s Donald Trump’s illegitimate daughter. Only explanation. Sad!

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?


Have you like...uh...ever ....watched the show? OF COURSE IT’S NOT.

All I can picture are a lot of middle-aged women shrieking at each other for a few hours. No thanks.

You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your

Y’all should check out the new recipe on my app - Cap’n Crunch with milk.

He can’t handle the Ruth.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

Looks like a towel to me! The US definition of our flag is a little weird. If you let a real flag (real = polyester?) touch the ground you’re an anti-patriot-heathen, but if you use a fake flag (fake = fleece?) as a throw on your couch everything’s cool.

Joanna, this is insane. Next you’ll be trying to convince us that Trump is not a woke bae. Don’t you realize that Trump is constantly donating to charities, just by saying that he is? The Trump brand is so valuable that every time he promises to give money to a veteran’s organization, 10,000 cases of PTSD are

For real, good for Molly and fuck this hater ass couch jockey. How much of a salty stank monster do you have to be to fucking write a multi paragraph long email to a television studio because a woman didn’t meet your exacting standards of ******conservative****** in a dress and necklace that could be on a mannequin at

Maybe work is a luxury avenue for personal fulfillment for Ivanka Trump, but most women aren’t working purely for the love of the game, to “make her dreams a reality,” but rather because they’ve got to pay rent and put food on the table.