Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.

I always loved that one section in Spiegel that never changed - it was eternally 1988 with the light denim and rhinestone detailing.

I'm not even white, I'm native american, and I am goddamn tired of all these articles being shitty to white people. Who here wouldn't be horrified at seeing something like this targeted toward any minority? Beuller? Beuller? Because if you would be horrified seeing someone slam a native, or a black woman, or a chinese…

Should I continue to do nothing the way I'm doing it now, or do it differently?

Big glasses is where its at. 99% of the time when I get hit on the opening line is "hey, I dig your glasses."

^^^THIS is why I dislike vegetarians. First off, a life without bacon is no real life at all. Second, the self-righteousness. It tastes even worse than tofu.

Huge shoutout to Gawker Media's undersung graphics geniuses Jim Cooke and Sam Woolley for laboring over that map. They're both amazing, glorious people and I'd probably be dead without them.

Tracy reminds me of Joan Armatrading. Anyone else remember her?

Did someone say Tracy Chapman and Eric Clapton?

What? You didnt already learn that from the Beyonce is Perfect threads?