This is dumb

I’ve got a big interview at Taco Bell coming up, so thanks for the advice.

I star in the hope of sarcasm.

Makes sense for Windows 8.1 but as long as 7 is still supported I think this is going to upset a certain crowd.

Seems about right.

While you’re waiting

Hopefully most of them will confront their partners and not take it out on her. But sadly many women will take it out on everyone else except their man. I’d be done with my man so fast after something like that.

She posted one on Twitter, with the women’s name screen-cut for privacy. Scary stuff - the woman mentioned that she also found out he’d been doing this to four other women, and when she dumped him he hit her. Perfect misogynistic asshole trifecta: unfaithful, dishonest, and abusive.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

Genitalia is better.

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

You’re allowed to bring it, but typical airline policy does not allow you to consume your purchased alcohol. This is a way to 1. keep people from over-drinking. 2. Prevent underage drinking. and 3. Profit off alcohol sales!

By train, plane and sedan chair, Peter Ustinov retraces a journey made by Mark Twain a century ago. The highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

Madeleine, if you start researching into the world of otherkin you will find things you will never be able to unsee

Right? This is like... 1995 all over again.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.