I agree with your point here for the most part—people should be where they say they’ll be when they say they’ll be there. If it’s in their control, there’s no reason they shouldn’t be on time. That being said, to say that you’ve never ever been late for something your entire life is surely an exaggeration.

I’d wager it’s more likely the hides from calves slaughtered for veal. They’re usually chained to the floor to prevent them from moving too much and in an enclosed space/barn.

I was born in 86 and I said out loud “two plus my age is not 35"

I feel like the only woman in the world that just does not give a shit about having a fancy expensive name brand purse. I’ve even tried to buy slightly higher end but if I’m paying more than $50 it just seems like such a waste of money. Nope give me my $30 Target purse any dsy.

“Birkin bags have increased in value by an average of 14.2 percent each year and by more than 500 percent in the last 35 years”

Because the waitlist is so long for a new one there is a huge second hand market.

ITS VINTAGE!!!!!111!!!1

If they micromanage, they are a very bad boss and you need to run away as fast as possible.

I’m 5’2” and 110lbs and I could tank 7 margaritas in 4 hours and still write a term paper. The server was not out of line. There is, however, absolutely no excuse for drunk driving. Ever. I only see 2 people at fault here and none of them are the server.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

And my axe!

If I have to do a subtle cheek sneak in order to finish eating comfortably, I’ll take the chance. But to flagrantly lift up and toot, that’s just crossing the line.

And my bow.

You have my sword.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”

I saw her lift herself out of her chair and audibly fart. She farted. In a restaurant.

It's a tragic kingdom.

Mr. Bonds: