The website TorqueNews witnessed a presentation at Chrysler Headquarters in Auburn Hills that detailed the Charger Hellcat's performance. According to them, the 707 horsepower supercharged sedan will hit zero to 60 mph in 2.9 seconds and run the quarter in 10.7 seconds on street legal drag radials.

Nice to see a big, fat sedan is faster (2.9 vs 2.95) than a light sports car. There's hope for us chubbies yet.

Or you could, you know, not speed. It's worked wonders for me.