“The hitchhiking robot bucket with pool noodles and boots stuck to it, known as hitchBOT...”

I’ve had guinea pig roasted on a spit in the mountains of Ecuador... and it’s freaking legit.

Don’t know if I’m just having a bad day or something but I didn’t end up laughing at all. This just kind of depressed me.

You’re the kind of moron for whom Harper will never do ANYTHING right.
He could tackle a child away from an oncoming bus, and you’d complain about the child’s bruises. And the fact that he “showboated” by answering the questions a reporter asked him after breaking into his home to ask them.

Did you watch what happened at all? Harper’s ball/strike complaint was a one-liner, and the ump was ready to move on, because that shit happens all the time, because umps and players are grown-ups.

I’ve never confessed this to anyone: he re-printed one of my haikus back in the slate.com days and I was very proud.

Got the same email. I suspect we're not the only ones.

I've heard from ego sport. They're waiting for authorization from the Bhutan Football Federation to sell the kits outside of Bhutan. So! Perhaps a cascade of emails might persuade them that that might be worth their while.

I've emailed them. I'm waiting to explain that yes, I'll need a XXXXL by their local sizing standards. My wife, who is 5'4 and 105 lbs was an XL when we visited.

Judging by the chest logo, the kits are made by ego sport in Thailand. Start emailing, maybe they'll sell replicas. There's not currently one on their website.

Barnes was my roommate at UCLA my freshman year, his sophomore year. We got along because I was also an athlete, but I can assure you he is a dick and not to be liked...

A 4-step travel is a "nice spin move", eh? So is a full sprint to the basket from half court without dribbling a "hard, quick drive" to you? We've got some real basketball knowledge on Deadspin, fellas.

Fighting games are boring to watch. Always the same fighters, same moves, same interaction on screen, kick, kick, jump, punch, fireball, yawn. Shooters are quite boring to watch in similar way, you are always stuck with FPP view, seeing players shooting and jumping. MOBA is great, becouse of team-play and variety of…

As far as I know they always ask if you have any allergies (and probably if you've used the particular medication before), and if you're unsure or dubious I'm pretty sure you could try a lower initial dose just to be sure. They don't go into details here but I'm guessing it was some kind of anesthesia.

This is true. I worked as an ER nurse with both MDs and Osteopaths, and they were indistinguishable in practice. Mad respect for all of them.

My partner, a DO is a very good oncologist.

Bullshit. Osteopaths (DOs) receive the same medical training as allopaths (MDs) and are licensed the same way and with the same professional requirements as MDs in every state. This doctor is an idiot but don't blame his training. He's an idiot all on his own.

If he's a DO, he's definitely a full physician. The chief of staff of a hospital I worked in was a DO, and a very good one.

I'll grant that this is, in a vacuum, hilarious to watch. But it isn't in a vacuum. That's a guy who has sustained a serious brain injury. His concussion is as bad or worse than most of the hits we have been decrying the NFL for sweeping under the rug.