Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Parson’s is too far west for you in Chicago? Do you live on Navy Pier?

Oh man, I was right there with you, ready to die on that hill in defense of the statement “pickles are not a side”....and then you had to go and fuck it up and say that coleslaw was superior. Does your shame have no limits? Damn you, sir, damn you! A cabbage soup made of vinegar? An abomination unto the Lord!

Wrong, the top side dish is MORE BRISKET.

Not a Texan, but, from a Jewish deli perspective, pickles are very much a side and I will immolate you like the filthy xenos loving heretic you are if you dare contradict me on that.

Pickles are as much a “side” as a slaw and I would argue more so than a god damn green salad.

Are we talking dill/garlic or the sweet ones? Sweet ones are pure vomit.

Folded over white bread sandwich filled with BBQ brisket, pickles, onions, and extra BBQ sauce. All y’all northerners can go fuck yourselves.

Pickles are fucking delicious with barbecue!

I’m going to be THAT GUY FROM TEXAS here. The only acceptable BBQ sides are:

It just made matters worse worse when it was revealed she blew 70% of what a USMNT member would have had to blow to get a DUI.

Most anyone has cared about men’s soccer in America since, well, ever

What Wambach said was really stupid, and I think they all need to shut up and take a seat. However, Wambatch took full responsibility for her actions related to the DWI. Also, Bedoya needs to be more concerned about the USMNT barely qualifying for the World Cup than the actions of a retired soccer player (and who has…

That just shows how little you know about us True Americans, Alejandro.

You can tell you’ve got yourself out of position when Jozy scores on you.

Meanwhile Landon Donovan tweeted that it was somehow all Jurgen Klinsman’s fault.