What about Kim’s daughter? She’s black Armenian so kinda hard to shade

Makes me haiku badly:

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

I mean, he’s probably right, but this is still me rn:

I’m sorry, Mr. President. Teach me how to say good-bye.

I’ll be tossing back mazel tov cocktails.

POLL WORKERS UNITE!!!!

I’m going to be a poll worker, so I won’t be drinking anything but coffee and water. Once I get home, though, I’m going to open the mini bottle of wine that Margiebonz gave me and drink that.

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

I get that but also there is a culture element to this as well. In certain communities in CA this is actually really normal and part of our culture. I live in a predominantly Latino community and tons of women sell tamales from their home in batches. I buy them all the time. Tamales are a big deal to make and the…

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

So hello dirt bag. I love you, but where did your sister tweet bear go. I am to old and set in my ways to actually do Twitter. Y’all where my hook up.

I’ve never seen Downton Abbey but I am still sitting here laughing my ass off at that.

and don’t forget his Sopanoramas during rallies!

I have every faith that he finds her attractive and yet knows she’s smart, much smarter than he is, and this is the result of his insecurities about himself. Katy Tur is too good for the likes of Donald Drumpf, and this is her punishment.