Right? Al Gore sighed too much. George the First looked at his watch at the wrong time. HUGE problems.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

And the hair is clearly a snap-on piece, like something from a Lego set.

Until today, I didn’t realize I had a phobia of disappointing Michelle Obama.

One of my friends said, “can they just go month-to-month?”

Did she just get owned by Don fucking Lemon? Oooh, honey.

Hmm, yeah, unless they’ve secretly hired AJ, I’m guessing the Grey Lady is pretty safe there.

I have just as little respect for him as I do Trump because he chose hitch his wagon to the Trump campaign. I hope his political career is absolutely destroyed by this association.

This is just how men talk if they’re standing near an escalator. It’s called “escalator talk.” When on an escalator, (1) hold onto the railing and (2) make totally inappropriate comments about 10-year-olds.

I feel like it would be a good idea for everyone in the country to talk to a therapist when this election is over.

Ok, so for everyone not biracial you may not know this but oreo is actually a thing that some ignorant people have called biracial individuals. Growing up in the south I was called oreo, chocolate milkshake and weird shit like cracker- n***er. The cupcake being called Mr. President could irritate folks sensitive…

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Look. You had me at “legendary Savile Row tailor Edward Sexton,” but let this American lady put it bluntly in a way the fine English gentleman Mr. Sebag-Montefiore will not: Donald Trump is a cheap, fugly bastard.

A large amount of people find a look in their 20s or 30s and will keep that look in 70s and 80s.

you ain’t bright

She is the embodiment of “not the one”. I don’t agree with much of her politics but mad props for her passion and refusal to sit and smile like all the other spineless pundits.

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

“I am not running for President, he is”