DIY brazilian wax attempt gone wrong? Weirdly, peculiarly wrong?

Upon doing research, I’ve discovered that at least 6 people have been glued to Wal-Mart and Home Depot toilet seats since 2003. This is my new worst nightmare.

Team Cat here to say: Meh

“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park,” Trump said in a 2005 interview with Howard Stern. “Marla used to say, ‘I can’t believe you’re not walking Tiffany down the street,’ you know in a…

That’s one patriotic baby.

Yup. I never thought I'd be #Team1D but I'm definitely on his side on this one.

Silver doesn’t get a shoutout for pulling the All-Star game from Charlotte because of HB2?

And I’m in the greys.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

OMG, he’s so sexy! I wanna lick him from head to toe, including that stupid hair.

The lip color/shirt doesn’t really work with his coloring, and he’s wearing way too much foundation or concealer or spackle or whatever that is.

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

Libertarians, even though their political ideology is the complete antithesis to progressive politics, somehow manage to draw in plenty of self-professed liberals. And by liberals I mean young white people who want weed to be legal.

It’s easy to cynically point at all the failings of American democracy. But the one thing that will never cease to amaze me, and that I will never stop reminding myself is unique and incredible in the history of government, is the American transition of power. Like, there’s no subterfuge or questions or violence or…

Someone in my office was saying the DNC was “so over the top” and I was like FUCK YEAH IT WAS AND I ATE IT ALL WITH A SPOON.

Me normally: America has a complicated, racist and misogynistic history.