I vote for Tituss/Titus as host of the Emmys; he’s the best part of this show, by a league. His funny is FAST.

Except the worst arguments on the left do not call for the extermination of black people. What is the worst argument on the left? Communism?

The more he complains about the MLK statue report, the more I believe the initial report was accurate and they moved it back as soon as they saw the tweet.

Baldwin should just read this verbatim on the next SNL.

Short answer: No.

I can’t wait for Lamp Falcor and Plaza Atlantic to be born.

She posted a picture of herself going out for an evening of rich lady fun the very night her father put into action a plan to destroy families and lives. It’s tone deaf, insensitive and elitist on her part. Now is not the time to be all “but feminism says you shouldn’t insult another woman.”

Right? This US Weekly cover made me want to stab my computer screen.

The Academy better put its money where its mouth is, and make a very public statement during the ceremony in protest of the ban, as it directly attacks their members and a nominee, Asghar Farhadi.

Good gravy! They didn’t even need the Secret Service!

MINIONS! 10's of minions.

It was empty. They’re saying now that it was full and people left because the parade was an hour late. Sure. Go all the way to DC, get tickets to watch the guy you love, then leave because they’re a little late? Nope. Next they’ll say everyone was in the bathroom.

I’m convinced if a creditable source (Ivana or Marla Maples) came out and said that Trump had a small penis, that he would call a W.H. press conference and release his dick pics to prove otherwise.

This guy is going to get fired and Kellyanne Conway is going to take over his job.

He also called the President of Mexico “Prime Minister”.

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

We certainly can’t educate them out of it.

Hey Donald: The jerk store called—they’re running out of you!

I was actually thinking that possibly Melania was claiming she couldn’t find a dress. More likely, he’s heard Melania, Ivanka and Kellyanne complaining about the fact that no designers are willing to dress them, and figured that meant all of the dresses were sold out everywhere, for everyone.

And then a staffer will “mistakenly” post it on her company’s Instagram account like “Shop the look!”