Amazon keeps trying to get me to watch it and Mozart in the Jungle and it’s annoying the fuck out of me.

Dear Berniebros*:

This might be wrong but as much as I hate Trump, I hate Paul Ryan even more. Trump’s dangerous but a buffoon, Ryan fully means what he says while not being aware of what a douchebag he is

You forgot coal! We need to burn coal! There’s a war on coal totally unrelated to advancements in fracking technology.

Yup. I’ve had to listen to my mother say “not my president” for the last 8 years, then suddenly, “trump’s your president too.” Give me a fucking break.

Homosexual spirit? What??

Good bbq and inertia is a deadly 1-2 punch. Would also accept “don’t want to forsake my inheritance”.

Some time between now and Kelly actually leaving Fox in the summer.

How long before it’s announced that Tomi Lahren is replacing her and becoming Fox’s #1 blonde?

I watched her on Charlie Rose and started to wonder if she was legit, then remembered her body of work. Then this. Then that. Then what the fuck does she stand for? Whatever you want her to stand for, apparently. I’m a journo major who chose other avenues for income, but my education tells me she lacks the neutral…

I’ve been in DC for the last two inaugurations and you’ve had to know someone who knows someone to even try and get your hands on a ticket to one of the inaugural balls. This year - you can STILL just go to the website and buy one online. People are also renting out their homes like in years past, but they are renting…

Don’t “both sides” this. Executive Orders have constitutional checks. Congress here just removed one of its checks. Big difference.

SAD

Ha ha ha! We’re all going to have to adjust our irony programs in the coming months.

Nope, the shitty part is that all the people who supported Trump will never own up to their role in destroying our political system. They will find a woman or a muslim or a black person to blame. Just like during this past election, GOP voters somehow blamed Hillary Clinton for single handedly getting us into Iraq.…

So he’s offering this English woman a job? I thought Trump was supposed to put “America First”?

He’d have to learn how to read, first.

what’s everyone’s favorite movies of the year?

We have tape of trump asking Russia agents to hack Hillary.

CNN’s M.O. is to have a panel of ‘experts’ who discuss what they feel about what was said. Apparently that’s far easier to do than actual reporting and investigation. Those expert’s feelings then become the facts.