True story: I almost worked for this cult.

Many years ago, I got a rather suggestive message from a number not in my contact list. I showed it to my manager on duty, saying “ha ha check this out, someone sent a dirty text to the wrong number.” Manager looked at the number and said, “Uh, I think that’s the boss’s number.” Checked the number against his phone.…

I got a call from a girl asking “Is this Matt?”. I told her she had the wrong number. She called again asking for Matt, I told her again, it’s the wrong number. On the third call I said “Hey, what’s up” and went along as if I were Matt. She asked if I was home, I replied “Yeah”. She asked if she could come over, I…

I used to get a call at 10:30 am every Sunday from a little old lady who wanted to know if her fried Rose wanted to get lunch.
-Every weekend she would wake me up (I was always up late Saturday, I was in my 20s)
-Every weekend I would tell her she had the wrong number
-Every weekend she would be really embarassed &…

I received a call not long ago from a man with a heavy Indian accent:

nah