Also, murder.

I would like to point something out that nobody seems to have noticed about this particular outfit of hers. It is based on traditional Dutch folk costume. She is wearing metal headgear that strongly resembles something called an oorijzer (“ear iron”) The rectangular bits (“books”) and the “curls” are usually not…

We need context so that we can rule on if it was worse or not.

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

That albino scared teh crap out of me as a kid.

Oh god. I AM a personal assistant from Montecito (where Rob lives, on Mirimar beach..) and I have only heard the WORST stories about him and his wife. She is super cheap, uses his name everywhere to get discounts, and don’t even get me started on the shitstorm he was involved in re: the Santa Barbara News Press years…

It means no weiners for the rest of your days
It’s our penis-free philosophy
Vagina dentata

Fun Fact! Pee doesn’t come out of vaginas!

Congrats, Swaggy. I hate you all.

Anna, I’ve never really followed the NBA closely because I don’t have a team, but I want you to know that I think I could be a very good basketball fan if you would please write all the coverage. Thank you.

Taken behind the barn ... and forced to wear a romper.

You know, I bought a romper for a vacation, and enjoy it immensely, but that’s not what I want from BR. I want fucking v-neck sweaters and a-line skirts and they are not bringing any of that right now.

Whoever is trying to make the romper happen needs to be taken behind the barn.

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

It’s possible they genuinely believe in his innocence. But I would hope that a place like Yale would encourage players to engage in critical thought. Such as: “He told me he did nothing wrong, but a university tribunal that heard evidence, and which had some incentive to retain him, decided by a preponderance of the…

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I’m not even mad at Cruz for the dirty “Carson is suspending” trick because I feel like was just the most obvious conclusion.

Better tl;dr:

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.