That is some LONG fescue...

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

A tradition unlike any other...

Okay, but why is he cosplaying as Big Poppa Pump to celebrate Xmas?

I could never imagine Tiger Woods sleeping with all those porn stars, stripers and prostitutes. Now I can.

This is just bad optics. They had their kids with them. There is a time and place and this wasn’t it.

Even we childless people think this was a shitty thing to do. There’s also his kid, whom he was holding during this tirade. Don’t make your child watch you behave like a dick.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

“Am I under arrest?”

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…