The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

Trend? Goes back to the days of the manager also being a player.

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

A baseball dugout is the absolute last place on earth that you should want to wear something nice.

“ABORTIONS FOR ALL.”

Does anyone else think it’s really depressing that the team is going through all this embarrassment to defray less than half the cost of Alex Avila’s salary?

believe it or not, people like to look at things not on computer screens, sometimes for reasons that have nothing to do with utility

Jordan would have gotten actual tombstones.

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

The blur looks like a dong.

The N stands for Nor’easter

Like, is this even based on an outfit Storm has ever been in? Cause it looks like a knock-off version of the character, ought to be named Squall or something.

Hunger?

Just a reminder that he does have a normal face IRL.

Here’s some from my office carving party:

Sugar skulls aren’t appropriation. Seriously. Chill. I’m Latin American, we don’t care who dresses up as a Catrina or Frida Kahlo or any other Mexicana type costume. You wouldn’t be offended if someone from, say, China, dressed up as a jack o’ lantern, would you? Exactly.