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Saw Title.

You know, I went and looked it up!

There is a lot of controversy about this in the US at the moment. Huge numbers of poor people end up sitting in jail for months on very minor charges because they can’t raise the cash to get out. Just another way we keep poor people down in this country. It’s shameful.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

“We interrupt this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants to bring you UConn vs UCF: The ConFLiCT.”

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Yeah, but you know the sentiment was likely: “Aww look at the poor Indians superfan!”

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

Both fans in attendance during the anthem were confused.

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Stuff is how gross your pitches are, independent of your command. Guys who can hurl upper 90s fastballs or mid 90s two-seamers or have filthy vomit-inducing breaking balls have great “stuff.” This is the actual term used in the MLB for the quality of one’s pitches.

“If you think I won’t say anything about soccer star Megan Rapinoe because she’s white, think again, because someone put a camera in my face and told me my opinions matter and I feature prominently in his neo-con masturbation fantasies.”

It's pretty much just good etiquette to reciprocate; they shouldn't have to ask you point-blank to take your turn. Get your head down there and get to work. If you're worried about technique, a simple "tell me what you like" goes a long way.