Oh, he’s going to love that hit, especially because Doyle was kneeling on the play.

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

Also, if the goddamn Chargers fuck me in my knockout pool, I’m going to fly to Los Angeles and beat Philip Rivers to death with several of his own children.

So let me get this straight... this guy saw what happened to Jussie Smollett and was like, “I’ve got an idea...”

You... didn’t read the whole piece, did you?

This is something that should have become clear during the 2016 election, when the phrase “fake news” meant “untrue articles on Facebook” for all of five seconds before Trump popularized it as an insult used to discredit any critical coverage of him. By using a previously undefined term like “fake news” instead of…

Matthews and a few of his buddies left his condo complex around 11 p.m. on the evening of May 25, 2019.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

That was horrible and insensitive to all who read it. You should issue a blanket apology.

I was really sad to read about the little girl that witnessed the altercation crying but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that when the Indians get their ass kicked it creates a trail of tears.

Nah, Jalen’s still too young and productive. Give it another 5-6 years, and then he’ll be a prime Jets pickup.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

You mean he’s not a pillar of the headhunting coaches community?

Enjoy hell.

Yeah but also go fuck yourself, scumbag

Seems like you read almost as well as AB writes.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.