Yeah but also go fuck yourself, scumbag

Seems like you read almost as well as AB writes.

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

Listen...this obviously sucks for all the people who are going to lose their jobs. I genuinely do feel for all of them and I hope they all land on their feet and find gainful employment elsewhere.

That said, Gamestop sucks and I will not shed a single tear for their slow demise. At this point, they’re little more than…

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

Ultimate team is trash and the people who prop it up deserve this and worse.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

By the looks of it, that was the first time a girl ever touched him...

‘You need to be terrified of me, bitch' 

I’d argue that Michigan basketball has looked more competent than Michigan football for at least a decade now 

Can you please...for the love of all things holy or otherwise...use punctuation? I’m not even mad, it’s just depressing at this point.

I do believe that Terry Reardon has a point that perhaps we would all be better off if we cleaned up the language on this site to make it more reader friendly for the non-bible thumping crowd who moved from Boston to Thailand, maybe because they kinda just let you fuck kids there. Excuse me. “fornicate the children”…

That is some"Get Out" levels of fucked up

It's the super creepy baptism esque symbolism of it.  Once we cut your dreads off, you're one of us.

That tweet with the white woman smugly cutting the dreads off a black man literally made me throw up in my mouth.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Osaka was very classy in victory.