Can we just appreciate that someone in Garden City, MI actually used “its” correctly?

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

He didn't say it was a good theory.

Did everyone else also look away, or are they all in on the prank?

Because you did not read the whole article.

Taylor Hearn has an undefeated street fighting record of 0-1. 

There’s that, but I’m a bigger fan of the eventual NYT op-ed that will note no one specifically said they were making the monkey noises because he’s Black, you’re just assuming that so you must be the real racist!

DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO. The shooter livestreamed the attack and apparently people are sharing it on social media. Please do not watch it. There is nothing to be gained from watching the murder of real people. You do not want those memories.

I mean.. Me First is strictly cover songs. All of their stuff, while often superior, was originally composed and written by someone else.

Losing your job and having your life ruined is the kind of thing that can happen in the social media era if you choose to be a racist asshole out in the real world where everyone can see and take video. Given the tone of your post, seems you’ve already figured out you should keep all the nasty things you believe to…

Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

I’m really starting to think this guy’s a jerk.

I tell this story every time a Trump golf story is posted. In 2016, I was playing in a golf outing for work. Our caddy has previously worked at Trump’s club in Westchester County. He told us that if you caddied for Trump, you knew the deal. You kept plenty of extra balls in your pocket. No matter where he  hit it, you…

Maybe a decade ago when he was still playing third I was at a game in Chicago. He bent over to pick up a grounder in warmups and somebody yelled “Try not to split your pants, fatass!” He cracked up laughing, looked over, pointed, and about half an hour after they were back in the dugout an usher came over with an…

Fuck whoever gave you that star. 

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

My initial thought was that he didn’t want to accidentally touch/grab her in an inappropriate place, and making them both uncomfortable, which would make sense. Until he said this:

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.