Thanks for showing the difference between you and your republican colleagues Diane.

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

Yeah, but maybe it’s like Prohibition or something. Make it legal, and the vast majority of people will buy the legal option, not the shady 20% off version.

I would pay very good cash money to be a fly on the wall when girlfriend there hears about this raid and remembers this trip to the spa...

She also doesn’t know how facials work.   I bet her husband does though. 

Her review is 4 years old.

My partner and I got two Thai massages here. We compared after though, and he got a significantly different massage than I did, for the same price.

Co-signed. I was under the impression that ALL strip mall massage parlors are fronts for trafficking and prostitution. 

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I’m sorry, but this is dad joke gold:

Religion created a devil because it was necessary for the survival of religion. (For believers) If one were to accept that all people are created in the image of God - who is deemed perfect - ipso facto we, too, would be perfection because perfection only begets perfection. If that’s the case, how do we explain all of…

I’d put that under “scientific” myself...

He might be homophobic, but clearly he believes in man/bot love.

Worshipping the dead.  It’s kind of their thing.

“Females" in any context outside the scientific is the biggest of red flags.