And he quit his job without giving prior notice!

Both first and worst

There is none. Leave now, provincial scum.

The worst part of that is that it connects Kirkman to the masturbation rumor, which is unfair to her — she said no such thing. She didn’t publicly level accusations at him of anything, because she didn’t name him. That’s kind of a key element.

You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

Where did the Moose touch you?