The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

As a fan of another abysmal team, I refuse to feel sorry for these Orioles fans.  You knew goddamn well what you were going to go watch when you bought the ticket.  Is there a single person in that stadium that went to the game with honest high expectations?  Anyone who has seen their starting lineup and has even the…

Seeing Kevin Pittsnogle makes me immediately think about Taylor Coppenwrath.

Ban college athletics.

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

I think Drew misunderstood the Manhattan age question. The question was about the oldest person never to have ever been off the island as if they stayed on the entire island their entire lives. I bet there must be a 60-70 year old person that was born in Manhattan that probably didn’t leave to due a medical condition.…

Traveling Beal Buries Self At The End Of The (Base)Line, Refs Claim He Handled With Care

> Yes, the games take slightly less time than it takes for dinosaurs to become petroleum.

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

A good hot dog is still a remarkably disappointing bratwurst. 

Typical keyboard warrior

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

When the line judge raised his flag to call Kane offside, that should’ve been the end of the play.

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

You’re not a corner or a WR

I realize this is actually in the emails but I could have sworn this was public knowledge. Back when they were bickering with the City, the Ricketts were threatening to move the team out to Rosemont. That caused an absolute shitstorm because how-fucking-dare-you-sir. Then the Ricketts had to work out a deal with the…