“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

Whatever keeps him off the streets. 

When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

The cry laughter emoji is the ultimate “I’m not owned, you’re owned” panic move. 

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

he basically Highlandered the O’s Chris Davis and took all his power

Malcolm Butler is the randomly most impactful player in NFL history. He changed the course of TWO Super Bowls and played a grand total of 1 important play.

Shouldn't be too much of a surprise -- James has been receding for a while and Kyrie was always one step away from going over the edge.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Cousins: Hi, I’m looking for something that will serve as a symbol of my fleeting physical existence.

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

Meanwhile, the Kings could run out a full, 7-man rotation of big men now that they’ve added Davis to go along with Bagley, Z-Bo, Harry Giles, Labissiere, Cauley-Stein, and Koufos.  

Imagine feeling this persecuted because some other people liked a movie you didn’t like.

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Yeah, they’ve got them lined up behind the plate like one of those carnival games.

Love to own the brands by doing exactly what the brands want 

A just tip? There’s no such thing.

If you do, they’ll only make an under-the-table deal with Joe Smith that costs the franchise four first-round picks and later attach a first-rounder to turn Sam Cassell into Marko Jaric.