George: I don’t get what happened on the date. It was going great, I used my catchphrase, and then nothing.

I think Alex Jones beat you to it.

Hey, I’m okay with that angle. Tell us more! Tell us when people do it. Tell us the amounts of money involved. Tell us which politicians are involved and which ones left the room with a smile on their faces before the actual money talk happened. Tell us every time it happens.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

Sadly, there isn’t.

So “EVERYONE” must hate Clinton more? She did get far fewer votes?

Nick, as a fellow North Carolinian, allow me to say how much I’ve enjoyed this series. Truly excellent work all around.

True story: I was in my thirties the first time I heard someone say “War of Northern Aggression” non-sarcastically. It was like meeting a legit Flat Earther.

These guys from Houston sure know how to spin a story, which only serves to confirm what Trevor Bauer has been saying all along.

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People