No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

He’s the hockey equivalent of Kurt Angle.

He just dunked on Risch and Rubio.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

But Pittsburgh’s a Big East school

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Sorry, but I think we all know this is the best free solo ever:

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

I always thought they would roo the day they let him go.

Kareem is always my go-to when having this conversation with my MJ and Kobe Stan friends.

What? Who doesn’t put Kareem in GOAT conversation?

I think Kareem is most definitely in the GOAT conversation. I hate to invoke Bill Simmons, but he wrote half an article (then probably devolved into incoherent rambling) basically saying if you were drafting someone’s career, you would take Abdul Jabbar first no brainer.

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

1. Mr.

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Counterargument.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

and setting good examples for young athletes.

*angrily types defense of Pop because he’s awesome, pauses, looks at some Bruce Bowen youtube, quickly deletes comment*