Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

Good Kinja.

Because the Red Sox named Jason Varitek team captain after he shoved his mitt in ARod’s face in ‘04. The Yanks followed by naming Jeter THEIR captain. And now he’s thought of as captain-ish even though it’s unlikely any of the perennial All Stars on those teams listened to a word he said.

My Dad visited his brother in Australia a couple years ago, they took in a game. He said it’s remarkably easy to follow. Also the officiating is probably the most physically fit of any sport there is.

You don’t owe your company shit. Take your time off. If they can’t find someone to fill your role while you’re gone that’s entirely their problem. If they threaten to fire you for taking the time off then you shouldn’t want to work for them anyway as they apparently do not respect you or your personal life.

“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

One thing this article doesn’t reference is the status of Zach Lowe.

Make them like the Starbury.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Also Hannah uses two hands multiple times, YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME

Petty Bourgeois. Who’s the Marxist on the Thunder?

RsBI

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Let it Go is the better song but the fact that it has been played out to hell and back makes it hateful. I’m a big fan of Frozen Heart myself :-/.

For The First Time in Forever is better, Anna gets all sexy on the drapes and all. (did I try to hit on Anna at Epctor while my non-English-speaking wife was just nodding along? no. did I want to? hell yeah)

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

[reads title of this piece]