“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

He named the two horses Rougned Odor and Rougned Odor.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

It’s not dumb.

That would show him!

Alternative headline:

*BOOM*

Yeah, that’s my take. The gear is a “fuck you” to Snyder, and I fully support that.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

let’s remember some dads!

That is complete BS.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I know it’s kinda specific, but Apocalypse Sow would have been the better name.

I’m loving that shoelaces have you this fired up. The velcro/shoelace debate has never even entered my mind and you’ve got a legitimate stance on the matter. Respect.

When he starts a band.

I think his reputation on defense is where some of the selfishness comes in. The guy’s a big 6-8 player, but often guards the other team’s SF because he doesn’t like to bang inside. With their current construction it works out ok, because of Noah (lol) and Kristops. But he can’t play SF on a contending team and have…