“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

“Respect for sovereignty will ensure a balance of power and non-rivalrous behavior across Europe.”

I saw the story this morning, and thought about what was being implemented and the state-by-state level at which that is happening, and realized all this will do is consolidate college football’s power within the South, particularly, the Deep South.

States like California or in the midwest or wherever who do this,…

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

It’s kind of a perfect parallel. He’s got the brother who’s undeniably worse yet somehow wins more.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Oakland is further away from LA than Las Vegas. If anything, this means hardcore Raider fans can make weekend trips to Vegas for the games. That drive is easy, at at the end of it, you are in Vegas.

The notion that those “stupid” people have football or nothing is laughable, especially for anyone living in the West. They’re stupid for believing it’s football or nothing, sure, but to say they couldn’t buckle down and study and actually get a career that won’t leave them crippled and/or brain damaged at 40 is just…

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

I will never understand why hockey fans give a shit about a player’s ability to fight. It’s like placing some importance on a left tackle’s ability to play beer pong.

Gotta wonder what’s goink through Phil’s head.

To Trump voters, “the elites” are college professors, scientists, and people who eat arugula.

it’s probably more productive to focus your anger at the rich manipulators rather than the poor, powerless people being manipulated

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19. Amp Lee. All little fast NFL guys should have names related to units of energy.

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.