Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

If I or the AI did this in NBA2K16, Id go into options and fiddle with the sliders for a more realistic game. This is fucking ridiculous.

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

For when the One Sports Network comes

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

The mention of “The 12s” is easily the most intolerable part of this saga

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

Oh horseshit.

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

Or you can wear a crew neck under your maroon oversized dress shirt and look like you’re going on Maury (or work at Enterprise)

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…