In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

So Seth Davis's parents are 1) a guy who does PR for despotic regimes and 2) a lady who sells homeopathic "remedies" for cancer?

Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.

Why are there so many people watching a middle school basketball game?

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Giraffes don't eat meat so I feel like there's an argument to be made there

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

Why is it a disaster, because it is not at a track, put it in front of Daytona, or even at Charlotte Motor Speedway, and it will draw more people.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

Who says they'd fight?

People who prefer No Pulp Orange Juice should be put to sleep. Same with creamy PB lovers.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

I think the crowd would've really fallen for Owen Hart.

The last person this is on is Bostick, and fuck that coach for giving him shit when he went over to the sidelines. The ball does crazy shit on onside kicks. Wanna give somebody shit? Mike McCarthy called that game into the fucking ground for GB.

In his defense, he was being asked questions that if answered, could maybe lead to tampering allegations (if one of his coordinator hires is currently employed). Also, nobody should talk about an ongoing hiring process by naming names right in the middle of it. I don't see how Kozomor (interviewer) could have…

Okay, I get it now - Charlie Hebdo is like South Park, in that because it loudly proclaims to be for liberal/libertarian ideals, any racism is simply due to faulty interpretation by those that see it.

Jesus Christ. Stop trying to defend/rationalize/contextualize this piece of shit magazine.

So a show that sensationalizes the shitty behavior of shitty people creates a shitty fanbase that is shitty?