I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

The Knicks got themselves Masai'd again, basically.

I used to work at Customer Service for quite a big company, and we always had every information *after* the players. Whether it's technical issues, or even releases and special offers. Usually, we got in, we started taking tickets, and we suddenly realized we just started proposing this-new-awesome-offer... But we…

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Yeah, I've never seen someone attempt to explain away confirmation bias by citing public opinion polls. If this argument were Excel, it would return a Circular Reference error.

Merton Hanks really stuck his neck out on that decision.

"The player has an 79 overall rating, but Houston is getting a guy with one of those little 3 point symbols under him, so it seems like a fair trade. Now on to Jason with the weather. Jason".

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

"Hanging around .500 respectability" beautifully sums up Jeff Fisher's entire career.

Don't underestimate the submission game.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

"Uhm, what about us?"

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

No one is allowed to use the word in my house. Not even Shaq, whose autobiography I ghostwrote.