Trace Amounts?!!! I’m not a lawyer, but isn’t this something that can easily be argued out of court. It was not in her possession for days and it was sitting with a bunch of other random luggage that could have transferred “trace amounts” of narcotic substances while being shuffled around. Man . . . my head hurts.

Oh man! This is 1st level stupid. I wonder what the other kids wrote?

don’t keep me in the greys!

Comrades (Russian for companion)? No. Comadres (Spanish for “MY GIRL,YO”), Yassss Queen!!!

Yes! Everyone must abstain from f*cking Matt Garza!

YES!!!! FINALLY! WE SUPPORT YOU HUMA!

Hahahahahaha! I love you!

On the one hand, fuck both her and Gretchen for basically gaslighting the rest of us by having us believe that we were whiny bitches for seeing what was clearly the truth,

It sounds like you have to do the same thing my friends did to me when I was being the idiot going back to an asshole month after month, pull out. I learned real quick when I found myself with no friends.

This guy was American, with parents from Afghanistan. How is preventing Syrian refugees entrance to the country have anything to do with this?

When the movie Kids came out, there was a warning that the movie contained rape scenes. I watched the movie with my cousin, a 15 year old girl at the time. When the movie was over, she turned to me and said "that movie was so good, but where was the rape scene?"

I don’t understand. Did the delivery guy recognize them? Outside of NY, who would even know who they are, really? Especially a Dominos delivery person.

I love that you hate Anne Hathaway as much as I do.

I love you!

OMG! I thought Jake Gyllenhaal, too. I never would have guessed Beth Stern. Which one of his previous girlfriends does she resemble?

I’m not even sure that his version of events are that much better than hers. It still seems like he was harassing her. I just don’t think he gets it.

Yes, I really do think she has not been to therapy, but that aside I meant it as a joke.

Lil' Kim and Sammy Sosa need to visit a therapist or something.

How is this still a thing?! There was an episode about a transgender woman being beaten to death in "All in the Family" and FORTY years later this is still happening! How? Why are people so fucking stupid? "You made me look stupid in front of my friends so now you must die!"

Iggy is young, beautiful, and ta . . . Look, she's young and she's beautiful, she'll bounce back.