Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

I don’t know......... All I see is White people on the cup!!!!

I think that particular piece is titled 2016.

The alleged actual holiday cups for those who don’t want to click.

Right? Just like all those paintings of people suffering in Hell for eternity.

That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Christ, that business. How long did that last? It was clearly initiated by someone who had no memory, if no actual experience, working in the food service trenches.

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

The fuck? Whats wrong with blowing your nose quietly at a table into a napkin?

I remember being taught in kindergarten to do it like this. I also remember though that you were supposed to wash your hands almost as frequently as you might cough. Which, actually might be fair enough since sick ass people should be stay and not be in public anyway. And while for some people it isn’t their fault…

Matter from coughing aerosolizes and spreads just like sneezing, but thanks for playing! Coughing is a pretty big means of transmitting the flu. Not to mention that many people are just disgusting hacking coughers regardless of the catalyst or its contagion factors, and I don’t want their nasty lung sludge in my…

So... the cough-into-their-hand folks probably learned it from old PSAs. I distinctly remember learning in kindergarten (via video) to cough and sneeze into my bare hands. The idea was that it “trapped” the germs. There was a little dance that went with it, where we cupped our hands over our mouths.  It could be…

Ummmmm I used to be very good friends with a girl who, one day, made this statement with a straight face: “I don’t wash my hands after going pee. Why would I?? It’s not like I pee all over my hands...”

Fun fact: Gwyneth Paltrow actually did die while making Contagion. However, prior to filming, she contracted a genetics lab to make a clone of herself to carry out her Goop legacy.

Pho

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

Public spitting is okay when necessary, I feel, but it should be done quickly and quietly, and not left obvious and disgusting for others.

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

I know what to tell those people: you are garbage humans. Join the rest of us in the 21st century.

AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME