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calembouriste: part deux
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Well, hang on, I’m not sure this was exactly homophobic. Or transphobic, for that matter.

She looks really good in that outfit. Those boobs were worth every penny.

Have Taylor Kinney, Taylor Kitsch and Tyler Hoechlin ever all been seen in the same place at the same time?

Didn’t you hear? Gaga and Kinney’s love was just a “Perfect Illusion”.

I just want to say that I only just recently discovered who Taylor Kinney was. I had him confused with Taylor Kitsch all this time. But I was watching that movie with Queen Margaery in the suicide forest and looked up the cast and I was like......oh.

“I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever?’”

Tristan Thompson.

Ah, sportsball!

Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

I think long nails are a hassle, but I’m not sure that the issue is ass-wiping. In fact I think ass wiping with long nails is probably about the same. Texting however— getting something out of the corner of your eye— or pressing an elevator button— I would struggle there.

The article says that Sinead O’Connor had “hormone replacement surgery.” What kind of surgery could that possibly be? Hormones aren’t replaced by surgery, but by therapy, right?

Puppy will lick all those cute tears.

Oh, to be overcome by so many emotions. That is precious beyond belief.

It’s phrases like “cake-rage” that keep me coming back.

I love the fact that you used box in this scenario. :)

Is it really a memoir or just a really long tell-all/tabloid about all the Bravolebrities and celebs that probably won’t sue him?

Page Six reports that while Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers “initially cooperated with the book,” she eventually decided put the kibosh on interviews with its author, Leslie Bennetts. Why? Well, maybe because the book isn’t entirely kind to her. One reason for this could be that, per a source, many friends of the late

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I’m sad my non-existent ship is over. They were cute in our dreams Bobby.

I shouldn’t be as mad as I am about the cake in that Youtube preview.

Why do people who make a living off of how svelte they are get the most amazing looking desserts?

They can’t enjoy that multi-colored frosted delight as much as the rest of us! *Goes to get some cake to subside cake-rage*