calembouristepartdeux
calembouriste: part deux
calembouristepartdeux

Rich people stuff

You can’t be too careful, Kim. You should withdraw from the public eye. Completely.

I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

I love it so much I just had to quietly do it aloud in my cubicle, very softly clapping between each word and trying to stifle a laugh.

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

Well, exactly. People who show off their possessions for a wide audience are, essentially, putting up checklists for thieves. Those home-beautiful pieces in magazines where gorgeous apartments and palazzos are photographed and detailed? Not a good idea, according to security advisors.

Exactly. I’ve seen a lot of celebrities be gracious about a lot of iffy fanart, because even if it’s bad there’s no need to tear down something done out of love. The mermaid picture is actually really good for the kind of thing it is.

I was going to bring that up too. Wasn’t sure if it was covered here. Someone draws you as a mermaid and you’re pissed because the boobs are too big? I’m sure the fan felt like shit. I was on her side for a while, because I know she went through some stuff, but it’s okay to come down from that soap box every once in a

The victim blaming bothers me so so much!! Physically violent. Cue gif from Clue. (If I knew how to put in the gif, I would do it.)

dead @ people in high fashion saying she should flaunt her wealth. UMMMMMMMM

We have updated her status to “Insufferable” as of last night. So, she is no longer part of our inner circle.

Also don’t forget that words can be taken out of context when doing interviews.. still not apologizing for saying what everyone want to say

I have a friend like this who claims that her unfiltered mouth is a result of being “Italian.” You know, because her ancestors came over last century and she has her grandma’s “killer” meatball recipe - it all translates into being an asshole with no filter.

Did anybody else see the Demi Lovato mermaid fanart story? She just seems like a seriously awful person. I understand she’s strugged with body-image issues and an eating disorder, but so have a lot of people. It doesn’t give her carte blanche to attack everybody else.

Definitely related to someone like that and I routinely have to remind her that there is a difference between being an overreactive bitch who belittles people left and right and someone who is honest. Honesty doesn’t mean saying whatever pops into your bird brain without reservation.

Search #shsu on Twitter. It was madness.

Lol, I love this comment.

She’s the Bethany Frankel of the 20's pop diva set.

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.

I really tried to care this morning because drama follows Demi like a shadow but clowns were spotted on my school campus last night and I’m considering moving out of the country because of it.