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calembouriste: part deux
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the problem is that they ripped off her particular style, not just the breed. she’s done great illustrations of almost every breed out there:

its just so lazy

What Kohl’s and other retail giants are doing is fucking despicable, but that poster is seriously adorable AND accurate.

Drawing them is easy. It’s getting them to hold the pose while you do it that’s tough.

wtf is it really that hard to draw tiny dogs? a multi-million dollar conglomerate has to copy, nearly exactly, some indie artist’s tiny dogs? thats like movie screen evil 

Now WHY would you do this? UGGGHHHH.

I’d even take another season of Rambaldi nonsense.

She really is when you think about it, she doesn’t care one bit what she’s wearing when she’s being followed by the papz bc she knows she looks damn good. And her bone structure is insane. I saw her in butter and thought she was great.

Recently I’ve been binging Luther and there was an episode where a creepy AF dude comes out from under some woman’s bed and obviously I caught it at around midnight so CLEARLY I HAVENT SLEPT SINCE I SAW THAT. Really, I live with 2 dogs who would equally lose their minds if someone showed up out of no where BUT. My

Word, so hard. My dad let me watch It as a young kid and now I have a serious fear of the dark( but they totes kicked me out when they rented pretty woman). I’m 35 dude. Maybe it’s coincidence but I grew up in VA and now I live in CO and if I saw a clown I would for real lose my shit. Not cool.

Can I just say that I think Jennifer Garner is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood? Have you noticed that she looks lovely just leaving the gym and walking down the street? I bet she’s one of those people on TV and in the movies who looks lovely in person, if you merely run into her at the park or at the

I predict Angelina hooks up with Huma.

If I were famous I would fuck with paparazzi like this all the time. “I’m pregnant!” “I’m dating Jennifer Lawrence!” “I just got cast as the next Batman!”

I miss Alias. I miss Jennifer Garner being bad ass on my tv. I’d even take another season of Rambaldi nonsense. Just no Vaughn.

I wonder about that too. As much as some people say she is the one holding things up, I think it is actually Ben. While I don’t think he liked having to be a husband, I think he liked the benefits that marriage brought to him professionally.

I personally am waiting to hear she hooked up with Liev Schrieber.

I’m with ya. And one part of me is like, “awww maybe they’ll reconcile!” And then the other part—the wiser, more sophisticated and wordly part—is like, “dude, he fucked the nanny. Heave ho!”

MatisyahuSerious doesn’t think the Spice Girls reunion will include MatisyahuSerious if the Spice Girls reunion doesn’t include Spice Girls songs. [As If]

Honestly I’m starting to wonder if Jennifer and Ben are going to go through with a divorce. They announced their separation, what, over a year ago?