calembouristepartdeux
calembouriste: part deux
calembouristepartdeux

Some people like boobtrusses some like buttresses. Some like both. Life is nothing but a glorious gothic cathedral.

There is clearly blood magic at play here, because goddamn, I’m half her age and she looks the same age as I do.

Somebody put a bird on it.

Agree, but would be that much better in a cream pant.

*Gwendoline

She looks like she’s had all of her internal organs temporarily removed to accommodate the line of this dress.

whereas i thought it was jean claude van DAMN!

Extra points for wearing humming birds on her dress.

I thought that was Jean Claude Van Damme

W0w. I want to be on the drugs you’re on. She’s brilliant.

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few things in life make me happier than the simple fact that i live in a world that has gwendolyn christie in it.

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OMG Jessie Graff, cancel everything.

Sarah Hyland is doing this Emmy thing the way I would. Fabulous enough when cropped into a profile picture. Comfy enough to sit however the fuck I want during this ordeal.

just here to say that I’m Team Tatiana — how many more clones does she need to play before they give her the Emmy??

I’m guessing the interior of such gowns looks like the architecture of a gothic church, complete with flying buttresses.

Based on the waistline, I’m going to assume corset.

As someone with boobs that are almost at Niecy’s level, can someone explain to me how they look that fab in that dress? Is she wearing an old timey corset underneath? Duct tape? Magic?

For the love of all that is holy, COME WITH QUESTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEWERS. I don’t know what’s going on lately, but my team has been interviewing for two newly created positions, and not one person has had any prepared questions for us. It’s a two way street, just like the article states.