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calembouriste: part deux
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They looked pretty happy months later. I don’t think she was mad at him.

Snigger all you want but he does have a point. Every time I get into shape (I am so not right now) my sex life improves exponentially. Mainly because I feel like I look good naked.

John Krasinski got super-jacked like, a year ago, for that Benghazi movie and now he really likes to fuck!

Let’s be real, it’s also Botox. Wrinkles are caused by overworked muscles and less collagen production as you age. If your muscles are never overworked, you don’t get wrinkles. JLO seems to have found the perfect level of restraint on the visits to her derm/plastic surgeon.

Doooo iiiiitttt...I use my mom’s when I visit her and I age in reverse for weeks. When my kids are out of the house in 20 years, I will buy enough to use it twice a day AND as a hand cream. This is a weird life dream but here we are.

Yeah it’s kinda faintly bleachy

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

J.Lo’s 47-year-old skin makes 29-year-old me want to spend my retirement savings on Creme de La Mer.

Even though I was young and childless when that show aired I always said it should’ve been called Kate Plus Nine. He was useless, and she was unpleasant and abrasive, but I would’ve processed the stress of 8 kids under 5 and a useless jagoff of a husband way worse than she did. “Oh, poor Jon, she wants everything done

Yes! When the show aired I was young and single and I couldn’t believe what a horrible raging bitch she was, but now that I’m a mother myself [cue eyeroll from all childless / childfree people] I have a lot more sympathy for her. She was trying to raise EIGHT small children with barely any support from that wannabe

She was caught spanking violently with a wooden spoon and there are pics that she kept extra wooden spoons in the car, near the couch.

Kate’s vague explanation of what happened to Collin was the most disturbing part of that interview to me. If your child has emotional issues, which she hinted at, don’t publicly expose it. He’s still a kid FFS!

totally. agree kate is awful. those kids will be in therapy to deal with her........but i honestly think she’s doing the best she can? and for a single mom raising 8 kids she does a pretty good job

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

I only watched the show once or twice, but for some reason she always struck me as someone who could be violent when the cameras weren't rolling...

right? as much as I am really saddened that these kids grew up in such turmoil and in the spotlight, I really did enjoy the show when it was originally on and loved seeing the little ones grow up. They were so adorable and I loved watching their little personalities develop. They’re such beautiful kids now, I kinda

The father is an asshat, but the mother just scares me and always has.

Tbh I wouldn’t want to see him either.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FORMER BABIES! I AM SO OLD! HOW DID I GET THIS OLD?!?!?!