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calembouriste: part deux
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Agreed. If you haven’t already, check out Stephanie Nicole’s YouTube vid about the Kylie Lip Kit. She does product reviews, and gives the MOST honest, straightforward commentary. She seriously uses her critical thinking skills, which I love.

That’s not even the issue for me. These colors are so fucking tired. God its like Toofaced Chocolate Bar palette threw up on Naked 1 threw up on Naked 2 and shit out Naked 3 to give birth to Kat Von D’s Shade and Light which ate Kat Von D’s Serpentina and they all stole from MAC. I’m a huge makeup junkie but how many

she’s always covered in bruises. i think it’s probably a combo of bruising easily and falling a lot while drunk. when i was drinking i used to be covered in bruises

1- linds, babe, leave him and go back to betty ford. then go to AA and actually do the work. your life can get so much better.

She strikes me as very much an exhausting person to be around. Lovely, funny and someone you admire but not someone you are interested in seeing more than once a year.

She’s very high-strung. I like her on the deeper levels, I respect her character, but I think she might drive me nuts in person too.

Her dress in the header image looks like a very long disposable bib that they give you at the dentist.

That name reminds me of K-Y, you know, the lube.

If she cared for us she would respond, dammit.

Isn't it just the French spelling of Amy?

:( You know, I cannot help myself. I want Lindsay to succeed, not fail. It sounds like she has a severe substance abuse problem. She’s just not getting better. It’s sad.

It’s all sorta Euro-derivative. Aside from that though, she is fucking shit up to the point where no-one is rooting for her and we’re this close to tuning out of her everyday Freaky Friday behaviour. She needs help, Jesus, and a stable j.o.b. And. In. That. Order.

Remember when? I was totally in love with her in the early/mid 00s. Its like seeing that person you had a mad high school crush on at the 10 year reunion and wondering what the hell happened.

i didn’t know food could get married

So, Lindsay is pregnant and drinking water which is gooooooood ....... *backing out of room slowly*

How has Lindsey not gotten her shit together yet? How much therapy, rehab and life coaching has she had?

That's why you should always hide your phone when you've been drinking.

That engagement did not take long to blow up in their faces. Impressive.

Lindsay’s billionaire boyfriend looks a bit like James Franco, no?